Behind the scenes
April Fools 2020
Published
The biggest update Martine never got. An April Fools joke.
Martine team
Hey ya'll today marks a very big day for Martine as as such we are happy to announce the biggest update martine has ever received here some of the change logs:
- Martine will be improving it's currency by setting everyones balance to 0
- Martine will improve its porn catalog by removing all the porn functionality (Sorry ya'll horny users, Martine is now a Christian bot)
- Martine has now 100% bypassed all YouTube bans by removing it's audio functionality.
- Martine will now stop erroring on commands, by removing such commands
- Martine will be 10x faster by ignoring all users
Lets all give Predä a big round of applauses for this enormous milestone and thanks for using the bot
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Okay April first is now officially over, due to a significant backlack we have decided to not put this out to martine (This was an April fools Joke ya'll).
Preda would never push an update like that to Martine (Although we might be getting Christian Porn
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