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2020

  • Updates

    Audio porn

    Stream Pornhub audio in voice channels once a server admin turns it on.

  • Announcements

    Martine is verified by Discord

    Martine and her developer are verified, so she can keep joining new servers.

  • Updates

    Faster autoporn, daily reminders and more

    Autoporn waits about 3 minutes instead of 20, an anonymous NSFW setting, daily reminders and better help pages.

  • Updates

    Martine's stats pages

    New public graphs of Martine's growth, and better shard latency from a sharding test.

  • Behind the scenes

    April Fools 2020

    The biggest update Martine never got. An April Fools joke.

  • Updates

    A big music update

    A music update fixes many bugs and lets you choose a country for the genre command.

  • Incident write-ups

    Music during the lockdowns

    Music use tripled during the lockdowns; a new music server and a fix for YouTube limits are on the way.

  • Announcements

    Bigger rewards for boosting

    Each boost of the support server now gives 5,000 marts and a secret channel.

  • Behind the scenes

    Martine passes 10,000 servers

    Martine is in 10,000 servers, ten times more than a year ago.

  • Announcements

    Two new Martine emoji

    A new waving Martine emoji, static and animated, by Rinza.

  • Announcements

    A new bot-status channel

    Issues with Martine and her services now go to bot-status, keeping this channel for announcements.

  • Announcements

    Moving to a new server, and the Patreon

    Martine moves to a faster server soon, and the Patreon helps with the growing costs.

  • Announcements

    Martine's first emoji

    Four Martine emoji made by Rinza, used around the bot.

2019